Sunday, May 21, 2006

being showbizly and the affair with coffee-in-a-can

Some say I was abducted by aliens. Some heard rumors that Madame Auring finally knew who was spreading the rumors that she's a man (or better yet a hermaphrodite) and that her love life is so low that hell couldn't be the appropriate analogy (but it's true naman!), and that she used her psychic powers of being "kaka" that the person died (well, here I am). And some even said that I tried being anorexic but couldn't resist the midnight cravings, so I shot myself.

Hehe. joke lang.

But let's face it, you didn't even know I was gone for four days without any connection whatsoever to the cyber world. Aminin mo na! In fact, I think only God knew my predicament.

Sabagay, people don't pay attention to those itsy bitsy details seeing that their summer regimen of eat-sleep-eat-sleep-eat-surf the net-sleep kept them occupied. Plus there're these trivial things called shopping and enrollment to deal with.

I'm not craving for attention. I'm full of food na nga, and you'll still shower me with your love? hell no. :)

"Hindi ho, ganito kasi yung nangyari...poh...kasi ho...."




I was happily browsing the net one Monday evening when the connection to the dsl was terminated. And when I tried again, Error 691 na. It's this thingy that says the username and password was invalid. So there. Then, the next day, I tried it again, but still, Error 691. So I called their stupid hotline and they said they'll contact me within 2-3 days regarding the issue. And yeah, they called yesterday, but I was somewhere in the middle of nowhere in a resort that refuses to serve lechon and I think they have can sue you for bringing food in 'cause according to them, they serve delicious, mouthwatering and five-star food themselves. I'm being sarcastic here.

And so, we spent the night there in their luxurious cottages and slept in a comfortable bed and heard no obsolete telephone rings and creaking doors. Still, I'm being sarcastic.

Then, this morning (we already went home),while I was being punished for drinking the 2 cans of Nescafe in the toilet (huh? ang gulo!!!misplaced fragments! oh, please don't smite me with thy blade!), they "conveniently" called and gave me the new username and password to the dsl connection. And you'll just have to make a wild guess what happened next.


endorsements muna...


Nescafe in a can (or whatever they're called) with two new exciting flavors: Mocha and Roasted blend. Maraming salamat sa Woodland resort, Zambowood, Zamboanga City. I wouldn't recommend swimming there and spending the night, but I does look great at night and they have this fantastic view of a lake where you can actually take boat rides @ 40 pesos and hour. Plus, a floating vinta (ready to capsize any moment) in the middle of a fountain) looks nice too. But the atmosphere there smells like live pig, seriously (to think that they don't serve pig there.

8 comments:

claudelovesyou!! said...

hmmm.... welcome back to the cyber world dude... hehe...

ako napansin ko nawala ka... hehe...

twistedigest said...

thank you tara!!!!!!!! appreciate it talaga. hehe

Jhed said...

Welcome back then! Haha.

I should try that Nescafe-in-can... maybe later! :P

twistedigest said...

totoo, masarap yung mocha and the roasted thingy...nakaka-adik!

augustana said...

ahehehehe...ok lang yan.. sum vacation from the net can do us all good. ako i chud get a break muna.. addict na ren ako. before when i went to ilocos, nabaliw ako.. i had to look for an internet cafe..hehehe...btw, cuz left already..sniff.

twistedigest said...

that's so sad. sniff.

flisha said...

i've been to woodland, went there sometime in january i think. didnt smell like pig though, does it now? too bad, i did want to go back there but now im having doubts hehe. why don't u recommend swimming in their pool? is it icky? (last time it looked divine, but then it was new.)

twistedigest said...

hmm..actually...the pool really irritates your skin because they put in too much chlorine..and pagkatapos mong maligo, parang mabigat and really dizzy ang feeling mo..pero im not sure if its just me...basta..and the space was small for those who didnt know how to swim..and the part where it's so deep is like...really deep..and i'm already tall. hehe. trust me, it really smelled like pig there.

baka weather-weather lang ang "experiences" mo doon. pero i'm not stopping you if you want to. malay mo, it's different already. :)